10. They are never funny or accurate in any way. "Best of " is a very subjective and undefined qualification. Invariably, at least two items will anger just about anyone as to how that person/thing got on the damned list to begin with.
9. One spot is always reserved for a shout-out to a person that doesn't actually qualify even for the undefined qualifications, but did something neat.
8. The number 1 item is inevitably predictable and not surprising at all.
7. Bananas.
6. No one really cares about the results, not even the person that compiled the list.
5. There is always one item that makes no sense whatsoever, see #7.
4. There aren't enough items/people to make a complete list of 10, see #5, see #1.
3. They are in fact a list of the authors favorites, but loosely disguised as having a factual basis. This disguise does not fool anyone over the age of 12.
2. Numbered lists are for ranking athletes, to-do lists, and the wealthiest people in the world.
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