Jobs I would never do.

There are many things that I would never consider doing for a living.

1. Actor - I don't do well performing in front of people. I had to take an acting class in college and it was the hardest class for me that year. Not my thing.
2. Fisherman - Having never really been on a boat other than a ferry and being scared half to death while my dad rowed a canoe around a lake, this doesn't sound like fun.
3. Athlete - If you know me at all, exercise is not something I'm into. My cousin is trying to talk me into running a marathon. I tried to politely explain that I don't run unless I'm being chased by some sort of wild animal trying to eat me.
4. Politician - Even politics in the workplace bothers the shit out of me. I can't imagine doing it full time.
5. Military Personnel - I like to argue with people. I have a feeling that wouldn't go over well.
6. Diver - See my article about fears to read how I don't swim in water that contains creatures.
7. Pest Control - Bugs. Ew.
8. Air Traffic Controller - Too much stress.
9. Pilot - See Air Traffic Controller.
10. Teacher - I love my kids, but I sure as heck stopped at 3 for a reason. Having 20 + kids in front of me all day is not a good idea.
11. Farmer - I like animals, but they make lots of poop and smell.
12. Rodeo Clown - Taunting bulls? No thank you.
13. Astronaut - I've seen a show on the crazy toilet they have to use.
14. Chef - Cooking is a necessity to me, nothing more. (And yes, this does explain why I'm not very good at it.)