HOW AM I NOT DEAD ALREADY???
What a miracle! I mean, I've flown in airplanes and haven't had any blood clots kill me. I've taken more than the recommended dose of Tylenol (more than once OMG). I haven't had a heart attack, and I LOVE deep fried foods. I'm slightly overweight. I've had 3 abdominal surgeries and they didn't leave any tools in there (I think). I talk to people on the internet. I've been to Mexico. I'm pretty sure I've had the West Nile Virus. Somehow, amazingly, I haven't gotten the Swine Flu.
Thank God I'm not famous and 50 yrs old!
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