Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Be thankful I'm not in charge....

If I was, most of you wouldn't be allowed to drive. Permanently.

You do not need to pull right before you turn left. Your left foot needs to stay off the brake pedal. It is NEVER okay to go into reverse on a major road or highway, for ANY REASON. If you miss your turn, deal with it and go around. Yes, it might suck, but that's what you get for not paying attention.

The manufacturer of your vehicle did not install the indicator lights because they love pretty blinky lights. They are not for turning only. Clicking a little lever right next to where your hand is supposed to be anyhow doesn't take much effort. In fact, I don't think you'd burn a single calorie doing it.

My car was totally by a kid that was probably texting instead of driving. Honestly, I have no idea what the hell he was doing, I didn't ask, I don't really care. But now I have a lovely new truck, which I adore. Please stop trying to crash into me. I don't fear for my safety, my truck is very big and I'm certain I would definitely win. I don't care what happens to your car. I would like to keep my truck, and because I CAN drive, it's in pretty damn good condition.

I like it that way. So back off. Just because they let anyone drive, doesn't mean you should.

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